“A helper in the garden would be so great to see,
Extra hands doing the laundry whilst you sit and sip your tea.
But don’t let this flock fool you into thinking that they’re maids,
It is not a wage they’re after, it’s in socks that they are paid.
So even if they seem like they would love to make your day,
Avoid these little rascals as on your undies they will prey!”